Let's look at some of the more interesting bills

Published September 7, 2014

by Patrick Gannon, The Insider and Capiitol Press Association, published in Rocky Mount Telegram, September 5, 2014.

Every two-year legislative session, N.C. General Assembly lawmakers propose laws that raise eyebrows, generate chuckles around the Legislative Building or are simply a little weird. It’s fun to imagine what the staffers who draft the bills are thinking as they write them. Here are descriptions of 15 such House bills from the past two years. Try to guess which ones passed the House and Senate and became law. Answers appear at the end.

1) House Bill 34: Clarifies that the public showing of a female’s nipples constitutes indecent exposure. The bill stems from topless protests in Asheville.

2) House Bill 146: Requires the N.C. State Board of Education to ensure students are taught cursive writing and memorization of multiplication tables.

3) House Bill 532: Makes it illegal to drive an ambulance, EMS vehicle, fire truck or law enforcement vehicle while consuming alcohol or while alcohol remains in the driver’s body.

4) House Bill 655: Adds political robo calls – those obnoxious, unsolicited calls you get around elections – to the Do Not Call Registry.

5) House Bill 683: Also called the “Commonsense Consumption Act,” limits the liability of food and beverage companies for weight gain, obesity or other health conditions caused by the products. Also prevents cities and counties from passing laws prohibiting the sale of soft drinks above a certain size.

6) House Bill 792: Clarifies that owners of goats, cows and other lactating animals may consume raw milk from their animals. It is illegal to sell raw milk for human consumption in North Carolina.

7) House Bill 812: Requires any drivers convicted of driving while impaired to have license plates of a different color on their cars.

8) House Bill 830: Adopts the fossilized teeth of the megalodon shark as the official fossil, the pine barrens tree frog as the official frog, the marbled salamander as the official salamander, the Virginia opossum as the official marsupial, whirligigs created by Vollis Simpson as the official folk art and clay as the official art medium of North Carolina.

9) House Bill 905: Prohibits farm operators from confining calves raised for veal, egg-laying hens or swine during pregnancy for most of any day in a way that prevents the animal from lying down, standing up, extending its limbs or turning around freely.

10) House Bill 931: Prohibits the state from naming any state highway or part of highway after anyone except for police officers, firefighters, EMS workers or military members killed in the line of duty.

11) House Bill 956: Requires owners of aggressive dog breeds – including pit bulls, rottweilers, mastiffs, chows and wolf hybrids – to submit to criminal background checks and take a course on their pet’s temperaments and responsible ownership of the breeds.

12) House Bill 1131: Exempts Clay County from state wildlife laws related to opossums between Dec. 26 and Jan. 2 to allow for the capture of an animal to use in the annual “Possum Drop” festivities in Brasstown on New Year’s Eve.

13) House Bill 1161: Puts a constitutional amendment on the ballot to legalize medical marijuana.

14) House Bill 1176: Increases salaries for rank-and-file state legislators from $13,951 a year to $36,000 a year beginning in 2015.

15) House Bill 1238: Puts on the statewide ballot a proposed constitutional amendment to reduce the age of eligibility to hold public office from 21 to 18, in order to encourage young people to run for local and state government.

Which bills are now state law in North Carolina? 2, 3, 5, 8 and 12.

http://www.rockymounttelegram.com/opinion/columnists/patrick-gannon-let8217s-look-some-more-interesting-bills-2642591

 

September 7, 2014 at 1:45 pm
Norm Kelly says:

So is the point that some common sense laws were passed in this session? Or is it that some common sense laws WEREN'T passed in this session?

One law that should have passed both houses as well as signed by the Gov would be the sale of ALL ABC stores throughout the state to the private sector. Too bad this common sense law didn't pass!

So, number 8 was silly and could be considered a waste of time & effort. But it's one of those silly things that every state seems to do and some people actually are in favor of. Pointless but doesn't really cost the state anything. Big deal.

Number 3, involving alcohol in emergency personnel's system, makes perfect sense. Glad they did this. Wonder why this wasn't passed previously? Is it that the conservatives in the current legislature are more concerned about real life issues than the previous legislature full of 'feeling' lib pols? That's simply not possible. Libs do EVERYTHING because they FEEL for the average schlub and want to take CARE of everyone, so they certainly considered it and I'll bet that the record will show Republicans stood in the way of libs getting this done before. Wonder how the libs managed to get it passed now that they are the minority? Seems an investigation by the allies in the media is required to determine how the hateful Republicans allowed the libs to pull this off while they are in the minority.

Number2, cursive & multiplication tables. Also makes sense. Why would we NOT teach cursive writing? What's the down side to teaching kids how to sign their name? Should we allow the X as if our kid are illiterate? How many things are based on knowing how to multiply? What's wrong with kids learning the tables? How does it negatively affect kids to know this? Have you seen the video that takes about a minute to teach kids how to add 9+6? They teach a kid to deconstruct the 6 into it's component parts of 5 & 1 in order to get the correct answer. We can teach kids how to deconstruct numbers but we have to pass a law to insure kids are taught the multiplication tables? Please tell me the lack of multiplication tables is also due to Communist Core rules! Just one more reason to be opposed to Commie Core!

Number 5, Commonsense Consumption. What's the need for this law? Simple. Stup1d1ty on the part of socialists! First was the attack on cigs by lefties and central planner types who want the central planners to control every aspect of our lives. Next was calorie counts on food products. Then NY decided they could control salt intake by removing salt shakers from restaurant tables. The food police were in full swing. The next step was governments deciding how MUCH of a specific drink I could consume. The disease was spreading. The COMMON SENSE answer to the stup1d1ty spreading throughout the circles of libs/socialists/central planners was to head them off before they had a chance to strike in our great state. This one makes sense, and I'm darn glad it was taken care of before it was too late. The next step is obviously alcoholic beverages. We know this because the nazi's are already planning. They see some level of success with tobacco products, even with those e-cigs that are NOT tobacco, they see some level of success with beverage sizes, they see some level of success with package labels, so they have set their sights on further controlling my life. The best solution to prevent people from taking over my life is to have a law in place that tells them ahead of time to butt out of my life! Common sense sometimes MUST BE FORCED on socialists because they don't seem to have their own! If socialists actually had common sense of their own, they would NO LONGER be socialists! Which is common sense, which is why they don't understand it.

Number 12, protecting possums, was also forced on us by socialists and central planner types. Without this law, some liberal do-gooder was hell-bent on making sure the possum drop wouldn't happen. Some kind of foolishness that makes some lib somewhere queezie thinking about that poor possum sitting in a glass cage for a few minutes! How cruel we can be! That poor possum may be scarred for life! So to prevent some schmuck from getting in the way of a celebration, the state legislature did the right thing and forced common sense on another group of do-gooder socialists with no common sense of their own. I expect some lib somewhere will want to take the state to court for passing this law. I expect the ACLU will partner with said lib. But hopefully common sense will prevail in the court when this comes to trial. Or, better yet, the judge will see the foolishness of the lawsuit and dismiss it before it gets to trial. Would this be a law the Attorney General will enforce and defend, as he is required to do? Or will Roy decide this one also should go by the wayside because he doesn't like it and doesn't want to enforce it? You know, it's now OK if AGs decide which laws to enforce and defend and which laws to ignore. So, unless some lib group gets to Roy and convinces him this law shouldn't exist, will he CHOOSE to defend it? Is there a lack of possums that we should care if this ONE is scarred for life? Simple answer to a possum being so scarred that it can never be used again in the annual celebration! Get Another One Next Year! There are plenty to go around!

It's unfortunate that we have to force common sense on people. But when libs control the legislature, they force their DESIRES on the rest of us, so why not turn it around and force some common sense on THEM!? Common Sense: good. Socialist schemes: bad.