Trump pumped over gift of $400 million 'palace in the sky'
Only a very stupid person would turn down a very expensive airplane. Read More
NC SPIN Posts by Celia Rivenbark
Gaza-lago is Trump’s newest harebrained ego trip
Somewhere a box of hammers is outdone to have been bested by a human in the category of “dumb as…” Read More
Welcome to the Gulf of America
The incoming president plans lots of changes. Read More
My boyfriend dumped me and all I got was this dumb ambassadorship
I had no idea that parting-gift ambasadorships were even a breakup thing. Read More
New Trump venture smells to high heaven
Were Jill Biden's eyes watering or was she misting up as she was reminded Trump was going to be president. Again. Read More
Got a beef with charcuterie? You're not alone
It’s time for someone to sound “Taps.” Day is done. Gone the sun. Followed, we hope, by that weird fat-speckled sausage thing we weren’t entirely sure it was safe to eat. Read More
Bullets from a vending machine? That’s Crazier’n a Glue Sammich
Do we really need access to ammunition 24/7? Read More
Women didn't abandon Prez for Prostitutes
It's no surprise there’s pushback when women show up in numbers to join a profession that has been predominantly male, especially secret service agents. Read More
Biden's decline has me "basket of kittens" level of concern
In the meantime, the other guy is, and I am not making this up, selling actual pieces of the suit he wore when he had his mug shot taken. Read More
Want people to think you’re rich? Get rid of those drapes
As a formerly proud member curtains or anything else to keep out prying eyes, it’s hard to understand why anyone would want to live their life in a Macy’s display. Read More
